What Southern Girls Eat for Breakfast

SCENE 1: Interior, apartment kitchen. Mid-morning.

ME: I need to use up this heavy cream before it goes bad … think I’ll make some creamy grits to go with my omelet.

Really? That is a seriously unhealthy breakfast. Couldn’t you just use water? Or even skim milk?

ME: You know what? Just for that, I’m going to add some crispy pancetta in there, too.

(Shakes head.) Could you at least use what’s left of that bag of spinach in the fridge, and add it to the omelet?

Oh wow, great idea! I’ll cook it in the pancetta drippings!

Nevermind. I give up.



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